Whomale?

So I was walking in this hip neighborhood kind of lost and I see this old Volvo with a handycap license plate and an oldish black woman trying to put a computer desk in it's trunk. So decide to helper and she agree that's why she called me and asked me to helper her. So I put it in and it's hanging out of the trunk but she says it's ok I leave right there and drives away. I keeping on walker and she passes me at some point yelling "Am I doing OK?" I look at the trunk and the desk is there "yup!" she drives away. I walker. So then I see her further down parked and opening her door I thinker might as well help her unload. She asks how much? I say she stupid. She agrees we lift pull push that heavy desk in her appartment that smell interesting. Then she shook my hand and I notice how big and strong her hands are and made me think she migth not be she... I look at her and from her belly and down thought she was a man or she just didn't happen to have hips and had a nice firm handshake just because she had nice big palms. Well anyway she give me flyer for some event the next day saying I should come with my girlfriend or something and shall receive free service. I reader the flyer and it say Foot Reflexology. I walker

We could have had flying cars

Long long time ago one loser of the pack dude was still banging on his rock trying to break a piece that would be sharp enough to get him into hunting team but he picked a wrong type of rock and didn't know about it..

Huurhun Haliun (Хєєрхєн Халиун)..

Huurhun Haliun is the song my Grandpa used to sing.. My forever young Grandpa left this world after long and interesting life.. He had a lots of grandchildren and loved all of them equally.. a man that loved his family.. this is probably the last recording of his voice.. pardon me for the noise behind and poor graphic job..

We love you Grandpa..

I wonder..

My Second Ode.. hehe yeah yeah I know I'm cool like that.. hahaha.. here we go..

I wonder how this Planet works
Who spins it every now and then
I wonder how the Sunrise works
Who lits it why and when

Who makes these rivers run
And mountains stand
Who shape these clouds so fun
Leaving shapeless rocks behind

Why Darkness fears the Light
When Light is really harmless
And why am I afraid of Dark
I guess because I'm lightless

Really if we were able to emit any sort of light on our own we wouldn't be so paranoid in the dark because there would be no chance we end up in the dark.. And that would help us save energy and be Green! We really should start research works for some light emitting aliens to mate with.. damn I'm smart! hehe.. Give me a Five!

An Ode

Sitting in the dark with a bottle of beer I wrote this thing.. the first row was "My computer sings me song.." but I thought hey it sounds like you're listening to your iTunes! now that's not right.. so I fixed it.. This song that my computer sings to me is actually the fan of the cooling system.. that I've been listening to for a while.. and to desribe it I found out that it's kind of sad.. and because it's constant and neverending I found it boring.. digging a little deeper I found that it's also lonely.. perhaps because it's the only moving part of my computer.. or it has been separated from it's brothers ad sisters ever since birth.. who cares if it was just a factory somewhere in Taiwan or China.. the fact is it was separated.. millions of fans across the World work without seeing their siblings.. but let's get back to the poem.. I also noticed that the song doesn't have words.. may be that's why fans across the globe are being lonely.. if they stopped humming and started talking.. may be.. they would find new friends and even their siblings.. and may be they wouldn't e so lonely.. well enough of the introduction.. the ode to the lonely..

My computer tells me story..
sad and boring.. neverending..
it has no words.. humming only..
the fan.. the cooler.. working lonely..

the third row changed from "it has no words.. it's how it works.." had to give up some strong lines to form a kind of a rhyme.. thank you for reading :)

My thoughts and I

There goes another thought.. /sigh/

well let me start from the beginnig.. This is what I do.. My brain makes these thoughts that I like to look at from different points of view and then put it in my blog.. And these thoughts are sometimes crazy.. sometimes inappropriate.. grammaticaly wrong.. You get the picture right? Oh and these ".." things are for "pause" they make it easier to read or so I believe.. don't like don't read.. hahaha yup and sometimes they're rude.. offensive.. depressing.. you might ask why am I writing it.. I say who's making you read it? This is not a regular blog blog.. this is piece of mind.. You should not read if you believe in gravity and going to seriously argue with me about it.. Cuz Gravity is something that your body believes in.. YOU don't have to believe in it.. YOU don't have to take your body with you when you fly.. just close your eyes.. see those clouds.. I said close your eyes.. see those clouds.. now move towards them.. they get closer.. they smell like something very clean.. no not laundry clean.. different.. never touched.. or may be you smell it different way.. nobody said you have to smell my clouds they way I do.. and by the way.. why don't you go to your own cloud? And don't forget to feed your body while you fly.. yup.. nothing's free..

My thoughts are product of my imagination not your World..